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Note: I am incredibly disappointed in the internet that I cannot find a SINGLE "Mark Zuckerberg as Vision" drawing ANYWHERE.

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I'd argue that Ultron would be a better fit, but that's academic.

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Yes but I was looking for 'B-level' Avengers.

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Mark Zuckerberg in Moondragons outfit?

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Use one of those new AI image generators found online, to make your own? They make great meme images too, if you word the ask right.

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

And *any* cartoon image of Mr. Zuckerberg is bound to pass for his meta avatar.

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https://twitter.com/mazemoore/status/1595305491156111361

Elon Musk and AOC finally worked out their differences.

The chemistry these two have is crazy.

lololololololol

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Nov 27, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Oh, those two!

I sure hope Elon gets a chance to explain economics to the cute bar-girl.

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LOL the story I'm currently working on provides an update on the Pelosi story (sounds like you're caught up, though!)

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No, not "caught up" at all! I just spend 90% of my waking time reading. then I get hung up on finding out the truth about what should be minor stories, but which have captured my attention, which is saying a lot actually, considering my attention deficit disorder (boomer self-diagnosed).

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Nov 19, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

I have an idea. For all of those people you mentioned, let's just give them amnesty. They surely didn't know what they were doing. They just made some little mistakes. They didn't have the facts. Ahem. 🙄

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I'll "serve" them some "amnesty."

Edit: i guess i better say I am not threatening the use of force. My "amnesty" is a cold, hard stare, nothing more.

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My day going good. Then Maddow mentioned. Whore and traitor.

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Your foreshadowing graphic made me LOL out loud….

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For some reason that image just popped into my mind, and once I performed the search for it, I was pot-committed to also post it. 😆

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Nov 19, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

For those here who might be unfamiliar with the term, M. Sim is obviously a poker player to feel such an urge to call a bet.

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

To edition oo, and beyond!

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I prefer the term "conspiracy analyst."

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We need to use this Scuba. (It's ok to use first name?).

Idiots supposedly on our side constantly denigrate conspiracy analysts

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Not "Conspiracy Stylist?"

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I don't have enough fashion sense.

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I am called homeless by different groups of people. A homeless gentleman would not take No when I said I didn't need Food.😎

What a nice guy. He forced crackers on me

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huh..huh...huh-huh-huh.....you said anal

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

“That’s analrapist”

-Tobias Fuenke

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ANUSTART

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“I just blew myself”

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

🤣🤣🤣

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

🤣🤣🤣 isn't it a bit early for drinks?

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Oh, no! Not *this* "conversation" again.

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...........................................is that a trick question?

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Maybe? If you are in Nuuk, Greenland, it is 5pm.

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Good enough for me! Plus, it's Friday!

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"All planning on hobnobbing with the guy who just took off to the Bahamas after stealing billions of dollars. There’s a reason we don’t see serious stories about this issue in the media, (same as covid, Hunter, vax injuries, 1/6, and Ukraine) "

Hey SC, I knew I had something I wanted to share with you, I just found it:

https://i.imgur.com/rRoxrCl.jpg

https://www.dagnyintel.com/post/this-is-the-real-zelensky-violent-racist

The Ukrainian rabbit hole just gets deeper and deeper.

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Idk. I agree with a lot that those you pillary here claim.

Your links could be pure propaganda, and photo-shopped, to use an archaic metaphor.

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Hell, with all the bepenised piano playing, it seems to have made the trans hole deeper too. Crazy cool catch there!

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Well, I think it's all because we laughed at Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. We'll never get out of this mess. I thought I was making a clever remark, a few years ago, calling these my rapidly tarnishing golden years. Bite my tongue.

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

I’m a conspiracy ponderist.

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Agree with most of this, but 'disband 1/6' needs to be 'actually investigate 1/6' -- it stinks to high heaven. At the very least, release the entire set of tapes.

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Agreed!

But how? Form our own star chamber?

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If the GOP has the House, they have at least some say over rules and committees and such. Perhaps they even control the release of the 1/6 tapes?

The only way Trump can win is if he blows up the 1/6 narrative, and the only way to do that is to release all the tapes and get the FBI to admit that it knew what was going on. Wray does NOT seem comfortable lately.

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Oh, they will have *all* say, even on committees that are 10-9 or 11-10, if, IF they are unified, a word and concept repugnant to all free thinkers.

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Yeah, Christopher Wray. It sure seems like he's holding back a few bombshells.

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Yes, you made the right choice, and not just for the cat pic [I can't get the polls to work on my computer].

I think the strangeness of this election (as much as you can believe the results) boils down not to Trump or abortion or J6 or the incredible superior morality and political skills of the Democrats, but to two things: the Republican leadership is deaf, dumb, blind, and greedy and we have no hope as long as they continue to be allowed to hold the reins, and if you give people free sh-t, they really will come.

And I can't list all the lines I loved in this article. I'm fighting a bit of depression after this last election, mainly because I don't see anything ever changing, at all (infinity). But you made me smile this morning, so thank you.

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Nov 18, 2022·edited Nov 18, 2022Author

Sometimes I hate to be right.

https://simulationcommander.substack.com/p/democrats-have-gone-crazy-but-freedom

However, looking up and down the 2024 GOP lineup, the sad truth is that freedom-loving ‘public servants’ are few and far between. Rand Paul took Tony Fauci out to the woodshed a couple times, but Fauci keeps spewing lies on TV and getting paid for it. Ron DeSantis ‘followed the science’ better than nearly all governors, but (to my certainly imperfect knowledge) Kristi Noem was the only governor who (correctly) proclaimed to not have the power to close your business. Ron Johnson has been holding covid hearings and allowing ignored voices to be heard. And…….that’s everybody?

And realistically, even the people I mentioned — the ‘best’ of the GOP — don’t really have a freedom-first mindset. Over time this creates a huge problem, as generally “both sides” agree that government should be DOING MORE. And while this works out great for government officials and their families, regular people are stuck paying the bill for the trillions of dollars rained down on the politically connected — who proclaim the only way to fix this problem is with government DOING MORE…..

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"...I don't see anything ever changing, at all (infinity)."

Wow. What a segue *and* perfect denouement.

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

About "replacement theory".... (no, I'll spare you my long rambling tirade about how and why this is reality over here):

Why not try and get media and Democrats to ask where all the tens of millions of indians went?

Migration and multiculturalism and people bringing in an Abrahamic proselytising faith and industrialisation and so on - quite hard to claim that the indigenous populations benefitted from that.

If any nation should realise and accept that population replacement is a real thing, it is the USA don't you think?

I can't be the only one old enough to remember when it was the poor opressed marginalised (load up the usual terms) indians - oops, native americans - who were held up to be /the/ premiere proof of the evils of uncontrolled and unchecked migration for any nation or people.

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I comfort myself by wondering where in Siberia they all came from.

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Look for "evolutionary migration patterns of human mtDNA haplogroups" and you'll find maps describing how humans probably moved about tensof thousands to hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Sure, there's a magin of error when it comesto exact years, but so much when it concerns genetic heritage markers - all indigenous european peoples have residual Neanderthal DNA-markers for example, something semitic peoples, indian peoples (both kinds), negroid peoples and asiatic peoples completely lack excepting intermarriage down the years.

This is of course a "walking on eggshells"-branch of science nowadays, for obvious reasons.

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Fireproof safes for written knowledge are really an essential household fixture. Never forget what happened to them libraries in Alexandria, right?

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People I know are still pissed about that.

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Tipping some coffee over on one's new Harlequin paperback doesn't quite have the same sting, does it?

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

"...Presstitutes...parroting..."

Practically perfect.

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I know, isn't "presstitutes" clever!

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

And useful; they can pimp, primp, pamper, pander, and preen as well as parrot.

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It is uncomfortable to accept Pat Buchanan's warnings of "race replacement", yet the changing demographics of the USA (and, with the possible exception of Japan) the world. Is it psychological? Have people lost interest in reproducing and raising children? Or is it our diet? Whatever the cause, from Beijing to Berlin to Boston, only recipients of government largesse now seem interested in raising large families.

Since nothing makes sense anymore and thinking is painful, maybe we should all just laugh and be happy.

Laugh and Be Happy - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icR7i0eGuYw

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"WE MUST HAVE UNLIMITED ABORTION ACCESS"

"WHY ARE OUR PEOPLE NOT HAVING BABIES?"

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Nov 18, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

It's amusing that so many people even consider race, much less obsess over it. It has no real value in characterizing people, other than recogntion of the more meaningful cultural differences imposed by the segregation by race. Personally, I find it more useful to discriminate by height. As the great leader Randy Newman taught us, short people got no reason...

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NO REASON TO LIVE

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Actually, it is natural as a standard of living rises for families to become smaller. So what they're really looking for is a slave class, politically and socioeconomically. The native born refuse to be that anymore.

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Yep, and what do they expect the *non*-chosen to do?!

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