Turns out that money really does grow on trees, Think of all the windstorms blowing them down. WE NEED TO FIX IT FAST! HURRY UP AND GET TO THE ROOT OF IT (while you can still see it in the daylight) BEFORE THEY BLOCK THE SUN! Oh, too late. BUT BILLIONS WILL FIX IT ALL! ALL OF IT I SAY!!! WE'RE DEPENDING ON YOU SIMCOM!!!
Sol was in charge of the local mob gang of enforcers. He was a terror to the community. You didn't mess with Sol. There were so many bodies that there was a cement shortage in town and the lake began to smell.
The story "Nightfall" by Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke (or was it Robert Silverberg?) is about the eclipse to end all eclipses. A true classic! They all go MSLSD and saying more would ruin the ending. Old SciFi is the best SciFi, IMO! Isaac Asimov would have loved Substack but he would have written more than anyone has time to read. That concludes this non-sequitur. Thank you. You may go.
A local optometrist is recycling eclipse glasses to send to folks where the next eclipse will rake the planet with deadly photons. As I dropped mine off today he was standing nearby and I said "so much for worrying about COVID anymore". He burst out laughing.
As a fervent cheating Astros hater, I am thrilled by the ass whipping your Royals put on them! Much appreciation for a job well done.
I’m pretty sure “ Sunny” Hustin is available to be on your Board !
Even as satire, it’s still far more plausible than anything dot Guv these days.
Clever, just not up to your usual standards. Feels forced.
Turns out that money really does grow on trees, Think of all the windstorms blowing them down. WE NEED TO FIX IT FAST! HURRY UP AND GET TO THE ROOT OF IT (while you can still see it in the daylight) BEFORE THEY BLOCK THE SUN! Oh, too late. BUT BILLIONS WILL FIX IT ALL! ALL OF IT I SAY!!! WE'RE DEPENDING ON YOU SIMCOM!!!
Sol was in charge of the local mob gang of enforcers. He was a terror to the community. You didn't mess with Sol. There were so many bodies that there was a cement shortage in town and the lake began to smell.
Or was it "Saul"?
The story "Nightfall" by Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke (or was it Robert Silverberg?) is about the eclipse to end all eclipses. A true classic! They all go MSLSD and saying more would ruin the ending. Old SciFi is the best SciFi, IMO! Isaac Asimov would have loved Substack but he would have written more than anyone has time to read. That concludes this non-sequitur. Thank you. You may go.
SC, you have a gift for satire. Keep it up! We need to laugh our way through this absurdity.
> Scientists To End Astrological Lunacy
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Thank goodness you fully explained the STEAL concept! After the first few paragraphs I thought you were auditioning for a spot on The View!
OMG, the comments are as funny as the post! SimCom, you attract all the smartest and wittiest readers!
Bwahahahaha, I see you’re using the Biden Fuzzy Math again!
I already gave to Scientists QUickly Ending Astrological Lunacy - they beat you to it.
A local optometrist is recycling eclipse glasses to send to folks where the next eclipse will rake the planet with deadly photons. As I dropped mine off today he was standing nearby and I said "so much for worrying about COVID anymore". He burst out laughing.
But the moon masks the sun. And if the earth and sun align...we are both blocking the sun...hence double eclipsing the sun.
What did his scarf lady, Dr. Bossy Pants "Debby Does Lockdowns" Birx, have to say? She did close the schools, we hope.