NOW I'm worried
Unanimous votes make me nervous
So the lab theory starts to get some major traction, and now the Senate wants to get to the bottom of the matter? Tell me I’m crazy for immediately thinking they’re going to try to pin this on China and ramp up tensions/start a war (likely with Taiwan as an excuse).
Maybe we’ll even be able to mention that while most of the world was suffering from covid, some people (and countries) fared much better:
Our massive covid money printing didn’t just drive up prices in America, it caused the rest of the world to wonder if the dollar should lose its status as the reserve currency of the world. If Saudi Arabia decides to accept Yuan for oil alongside US dollars, the Chinese currency instantly becomes an attractive option for foreign governments. And if you’re smart, you’re betting against the dollar.
It might be tempting to dismiss China’s incredible run as simply good fortune, but that would be a huge mistake. Remember extremely early in the pandemic, when covid was exclusively a Chinese problem? Remember all those videos showing people dropping dead in the streets?
Yet covid caused nothing like this anywhere in the world. The videos were completely fake, and a huge psyops campaign like that doesn’t happen on accident. The Chinese government faked the videos that kicked off the panic around the world. China falsely claimed that lockdowns stopped the virus cold, setting the way for bought governments around the world to mimic China’s response. China then rode the ensuing wave of chaos to the precipice of becoming the world’s largest superpower.
This is too depressing to think about. Instead enjoy this picture of G enjoying research day:
There's nothing worse than "bipartisanship". Usually when there's agreement between both fake sides they're giving themselves a raise, planning something sinister, or taking us to war. We should be concerned.
Well, we funded that lab didn’t we?