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"Yeah, that’s the smartest person our president knows."

That's the only truth Xiden has ever uttered. Look at the rest of his family (his wife especially) and the people he surrounds himself with. Dumbasses all around.

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IMO Getting tagged for a tax (or drug, or sex) crime will not tie his father to the Ukraine money for influence scheme and all that that is linked to. So, Hunter Goes To Court is yet another distraction from the complete resetting of the world.

Whatever happens (or not) to Hunter Biden is meaningless unless it ties Joe to the bigger corruption/resetting picture.

Since Hunter is actually going to court and will likely be convicted of something, even menial, means that Joe's handlers think someone is close to breaking the bigger picture wide open or at least open enough to not be ignored.

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The point is that Hunter was given a sweetheart deal to avoid having to investigate further.

Much like the Acosta non-prosecution agreement with Jeffrey Epstein in 2008. Law enforcement cut a deal rather than go there.

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That's such a good comparison.

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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states this has already happened.

Yup, most recently on Jan 21, 2021.

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SC - Joe Biden calls son Hunter 'smartest guy I know'

Sadly, for once Ol' Biddy was telling the truth. https://youtu.be/07J5ISdtyxo

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I got a G pic that I'll be posting in the next article :) It seems he's been cattin' around.......

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As always, G&B updates are cheerfully accepted in this establishment.

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Reading Hunter's emails to his dad makes me feel sorry for the old guy. Having a lying POS who uses you like Hunter uses his dad would be distracting. Hopefully he gets some real help, or has an accident or something, would be easier all around.

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Seems a strong co-dependency. Hunter was the front guy and bag man for the family business. Joe's brothers were already too dirty to use. One wonders how Hunter became an addict; he has apparently never really worked without connection to Joe. Then he was involved with high finance. Somewhere along the success line he started using drugs, running a dual life. Trapped by a too easy life?

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Hah best title/headline ever. Haven’t even read yet but will

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"...the last couple days I’ve been watching the Hunter Biden story like a train wreck I can’t turn away from."

You were supposed to go all agog at the UFO-story! Is the NYT going to have to send a note to your parents, that you don't do your homework?!

A little more serious: I wonder when the Biden-phalanx is going to try and emulate Netanyahu's actions in Israel, putting their eq. of the US supreme court under total control of the ruling party and de facto making himself and his own party immune to prosecution for corruption - there's been protests and riots down there for weeks now, since Netanyahu's gang is to the mafia in Israel what one DNA-strand is to the other.

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Too funny, M. Rikard!

It's interesting, though: While I have not read the actual measures the right wing in Israel is trying to pass (first one done), from what I have read, they are trying to make their Supreme Court more like our's, specifically, not a de facto *dictator*, able to veto *any* law.

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Nah, Netanyahu and his cronies are in it to their necks, with party-members being family with mafia, covering for them, and so on - even the israeli military high command is protesting the changes under way, so who knows what the fallout may be.

Only good thing is, it's uniting israelis of all political, cultural and religious persuasions against Netanyahu's gang.

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We need a new word for “nuculahr “ hubris. Seriously, how do these people think that their strategy makes any sense in the presence of a OMG! Wait for it... Honest Judge. I pray for her safety. The arrogance and assumed “sweet heart” deal of Hunter Biden speaks volumes to “ the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.” Hunter’s role model is Joe Biden, a shallow pathological liar. Starting with lying about Hunter’s mother being killed by a drunk truck driver. I often joke that a psychologist would have a Field Day with this family, but now it’s just really sad. And oh btw, this is the President of the United States.....

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> Man, after a tough day like that, you just want to kick back in a deprivation tank with a White Claw or two and smoke some crack to unwind.

Y'know, I have to admit, that as a patriot of the Mencken flavor, after seeing the world turn into what it's turned into... the idea of an isolation tank and a great big fat shot of pure Afghani heroin sounds pretty fucking awesome.

Given that my choices are "hoist the black flag" or trying turn all this fucking bullshit off for a few hours, and knowing how long I'd last with option number one... I can't really argue.

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Anyone want to start a " pool" as to how long it gonna take Daddy to pardon him???

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"This has become an unwarranted distraction for America, therefore in order to move past this MAGA attack.........."

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I don’t think the DNC would be happy about that,,,and how do they break the “ Newsome” to Kamala??

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I'm sure the official pardon has already been written. Dr. Biden simply has to remind her husband what name to put on the bottom of the form.

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Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, which is apparently, it seems from current state of the world, a science fact story.

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Don't Panic.

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Immunity...no liability....not responsible. The court clerk ate my homework......my daddy is the president...and many more excuses. Brought to you by Pfizer.

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42 [the last sentence]

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I appreciate SimCom's ability to make me laugh out loud while succinctly summarizing the traveshamockery that is... Hunter Biden, The Smartest Person Joe Biden Knows.

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the left and the democrat party are all in agreement. Hunter is special needs.

Hunter will not be ever punished. Sicko Joe will not be either

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Your last sentence says it all.

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