Greetings Screamers! I’m back from my mid-week weekend and must confess — the last couple days I’ve been watching the Hunter Biden story like a train wreck I can’t turn away from. When we last checked in on Hunter, he was getting a sweetheart deal with the DOJ. Today was supposed to be the day in which he pled guilty and secured his deal, but instead he dealt with a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
The trouble actually started yesterday, when Biden attorney Jessica Bengels seemingly misrepresented herself to the court when she called claiming to work for prosecutor Theodore Kittila’s office:
Biden’s lawyers, of course, threw the clerk under the bus and claimed there was no misrepresentation. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton.
So that sets the stage for today’s proceedings. Hunter arrived to the courthouse (in a motorcade?!??!) fully intending to plead guilty:
But Hunter’s bad day kept getting worse, with U.S. District Judge Maryellen Noreika nixing the deal due to concerns over clauses granting Hunter wide-ranging immunity:
And just like that, the deal fell apart. Hunter pled not guilty to all charges and swiftly left the courthouse to come up with another plan to dodge responsibility for his actions.
Man, after a tough day like that, you just want to kick back in a deprivation tank with a White Claw or two and smoke some crack to unwind.
Did I mention this was filmed (and why film it?!??!) IN A REHAB CLINIC?
Yeah, that’s the smartest person our president knows.
Someone didn't read the script.
Someone is going to get a stern talking-to.
More delicious just desserts later, but for now Screamers “ CHEERS!!!”