We saved each other's lives in the Sea of Tranquility. This may have been about ten years ago, but time is a little fuzzy.
Anyway, SimCom said I could say a bunch of dumb shit to him whenever I wanted, for the rest of my life. Then he cried. It was a very emotional scene. I didn't cry, though.
Hey, that's a really great post. Your three reasons the revolution's not ripe yet made perfect sense. Good farmer instincts! But I never saw Princess Leia. Did I miss a line in there? As a NASCAR lawyer, the addition of graphics makes it a new patent. Or the addition of punctuation.
Please subscribe, please. My sub desperately needs credibility. It's basically all old hippies and felons right now. It's like a bowling alley at 10am in there.
You stole my Princess Leia joke from two days ago, you plagiaristic son of a bitch.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer. He is a real lawyer and not a NASCAR driver or my dad.
Shut up.
Well, you stole it from George Lucas, and he has more lawyers than you! You'll be hearing from them! :)
Edit: Now I gave you credit. With a question mark because I don't actually remember it, but anything to keep the NASCAR lawyer off my case!
I think I hear Dale Arden, princess Aura, Dejah Thoris, and Wilma Deering saying "ahem, actually..."
LOL.
https://guttermouth.substack.com/p/what-the-fuck-do-we-do-now
Search "Tarkin." I'm sure it was one of those subliminal things, like how hot dogs make me think of Anthony Fauci.
First time I've seen you spam another stack.
You two must have a parking lot deal going.
We saved each other's lives in the Sea of Tranquility. This may have been about ten years ago, but time is a little fuzzy.
Anyway, SimCom said I could say a bunch of dumb shit to him whenever I wanted, for the rest of my life. Then he cried. It was a very emotional scene. I didn't cry, though.
Hey, that's a really great post. Your three reasons the revolution's not ripe yet made perfect sense. Good farmer instincts! But I never saw Princess Leia. Did I miss a line in there? As a NASCAR lawyer, the addition of graphics makes it a new patent. Or the addition of punctuation.
Oh my God a real NASCAR lawyer everyone run
Jeb!тДв
You are absolutely one of the quickest draws on the net.
It must be because great minds think alike, because this is the first I've seen of this article! How was I not already subbed?
Edit: This is the line I would have stolen, it's brilliant!
тАЬthe Party wishes to inform you that you have already been defeatedтАЭ
Because you're a narcissist.
Please subscribe, please. My sub desperately needs credibility. It's basically all old hippies and felons right now. It's like a bowling alley at 10am in there.
"...It's basically all old hippies and felons..."
So...I'm not welcome, eh?
Edit: Ha! I guess that could be taken two ways! (Choose whichever way makes you laugh the hardest.)
I subbed but I doubt that will have the effect you were hoping for. :)
The joke is on Lucasfilm as I have absolutely nothing of value.
You have loose cows!
Where? Again?!!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL!
Can't we all just get along?...swing low...
Both of you guys have been putting out some great work product!
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
(Always seems to be a popular, if not appropriate, stand-by response.)
The only terrorists I negotiate with are my kids...daily.
Little fuckers think I don't know about their reindeer games, till I whack'em up side their heads.
Kids need to be told they suck, or they will never grow up properly.
F'n A!
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is that because they are so demanding?
O noes.