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You stole my Princess Leia joke from two days ago, you plagiaristic son of a bitch.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer. He is a real lawyer and not a NASCAR driver or my dad.

Shut up.

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Well, you stole it from George Lucas, and he has more lawyers than you! You'll be hearing from them! :)

Edit: Now I gave you credit. With a question mark because I don't actually remember it, but anything to keep the NASCAR lawyer off my case!

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I think I hear Dale Arden, princess Aura, Dejah Thoris, and Wilma Deering saying "ahem, actually..."

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LOL.

https://guttermouth.substack.com/p/what-the-fuck-do-we-do-now

Search "Tarkin." I'm sure it was one of those subliminal things, like how hot dogs make me think of Anthony Fauci.

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First time I've seen you spam another stack.

You two must have a parking lot deal going.

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We saved each other's lives in the Sea of Tranquility. This may have been about ten years ago, but time is a little fuzzy.

Anyway, SimCom said I could say a bunch of dumb shit to him whenever I wanted, for the rest of my life. Then he cried. It was a very emotional scene. I didn't cry, though.

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Hey, that's a really great post. Your three reasons the revolution's not ripe yet made perfect sense. Good farmer instincts! But I never saw Princess Leia. Did I miss a line in there? As a NASCAR lawyer, the addition of graphics makes it a new patent. Or the addition of punctuation.

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Oh my God a real NASCAR lawyer everyone run

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Jeb!тДв

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You are absolutely one of the quickest draws on the net.

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It must be because great minds think alike, because this is the first I've seen of this article! How was I not already subbed?

Edit: This is the line I would have stolen, it's brilliant!

тАЬthe Party wishes to inform you that you have already been defeatedтАЭ

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Because you're a narcissist.

Please subscribe, please. My sub desperately needs credibility. It's basically all old hippies and felons right now. It's like a bowling alley at 10am in there.

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"...It's basically all old hippies and felons..."

So...I'm not welcome, eh?

Edit: Ha! I guess that could be taken two ways! (Choose whichever way makes you laugh the hardest.)

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I subbed but I doubt that will have the effect you were hoping for. :)

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The joke is on Lucasfilm as I have absolutely nothing of value.

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You have loose cows!

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Where? Again?!!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Can't we all just get along?...swing low...

Both of you guys have been putting out some great work product!

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I don't negotiate with terrorists.

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(Always seems to be a popular, if not appropriate, stand-by response.)

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The only terrorists I negotiate with are my kids...daily.

Little fuckers think I don't know about their reindeer games, till I whack'em up side their heads.

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Kids need to be told they suck, or they will never grow up properly.

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is that because they are so demanding?

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