The Perpetual Outrage Machine
Everything is the worst thing ever
Okay guys this is really, really important — the fate of the entire country is probably at stake here. This guy who kicks a football for a living went to a Catholic school and suggested that family is more important that working! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?
Oh, you don’t have to take my word for it, just listen (if you can!) to this ANTI-SEMETIC, RACIST, MISOGYNISTIC speech that tells women to shut up and get back in the kitchen!
This is such a shameful act that thousands of Americans have signed a petition stating that Harrison Butker should not be allowed to kick a football any longer. Who does this guy think he is, suggesting that women might be happier when they aren’t slaving away for corporate America? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
But wait did you hear that Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito flew AN INSURRECTION-THEMED flag at his house after January 6th?
The flag in question:
Oops, hold on……..
SEE? INSURRECTION! Alito must obviously be thrown off the court — or at least recuse himself from all January 6th cases — because this OBVIOUSLY means Alito was part of the deadly insurrection that killed five police officers!
Not convinced?
What if I told you he flew THIS flag as well?
BAM! Cut and dried! It’s obvious from flying this Revolutionary War-era flag that Alito is a traitor to the country and must be removed from the Supreme Court!
Hakeem Jefferies knows how dangerous this is!
I know what you’re thinking — Mr. Jefferies is attacking the Supreme Court, one of our most sacred democratic institutions.
WRONG!
When Democrats don’t like our democratic institutions and attack them, they do it BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU!
See the difference?
Donald Trump attacks government because he IS LITERALLY HITLER! Just look at this OUTRAGOUS advertisement in which he basically echoes Nazi Germany!
Did you maybe miss the Nazi propaganda? Let me help……..
It’s right there! UNIFIED REICH! Proof positive that Donald Trump is Literally Hitler, but worse — at least Hitler killed that bastard Hitler.
And so what if it turns out that verbiage is simply part of the historical newspaper video template? THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE — it means Trump has NORMALIZED Nazism!
Why, next he’ll attack the FBI and go after his political opponents, which is OBVIOUSLY an attack on democracy and will signal the end of America!
Oops wrong video.
TRUMP WILL COME FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE! There’s obviously only one way to stop him from using the power of government to attack his political rivals — by using the power of government as an ‘ankle bracelet’!
And sure, maybe it turned out that the ‘star witness’ of the Trump case was a lying scumbag who stole from Trump, but THAT ONLY MAKES HIM MORE CREDIBLE!
Everybody knows that stealing from Literally Hitler doesn’t count as stealing!
Don’t you guys remember how Trump already ruined America by closing the border when he was president? That was so racist! And sure, maybe Biden opened it back up immediately upon taking office, but that doesn’t mean Biden should be the one to close it again — Republicans need to do that!
But those evil Republican bastards are too busy attacking our democracy to worry about the border! Look how they rip into poor David Morens, who was simply doing his job and avoiding Freedom of Information Act requests by deleting emails that dealt with covid origin!
See, when the science “gets sensitive”, you delete it and replace it with your own “Science”! All good scientists know that. Who really has time for questions like “Did the gain of function research we funded in Wuhan lead to the pandemic?”
This is totally standard operation procedure, like when we authorize deadly force against an ex-president! Or wait, no we totally didn’t authorize deadly force against an ex-president! Stop reading the words on the paper and start listening to the experts!
OK, well maybe there was a little bit of authorization of deadly force….but have you heard the speech from Harrison Butker? THAT’S the real danger in America…..until tomorrow — when the outrage machine will move to a new target.
Every little bit helps when fighting the ‘experts’! Buy me a coffee on Ko-fi!
Ugh. And speaking of the border. People really don't have a clue. I spoke to (through an Creole interpreter) a Haitian "migrant" today who just arrived in Merika a couple of weeks ago. He proudly told me he came across the Mexico border. What was I assisting this gentleman with? He qualified for: Food Stamps, Medicaid, and "Free" housing and I was assisting him with making an appointment with his brand new Primary Care Physician. He does not work and, from what I could gather, doesn't have any plans to go to work any time soon. Again... the average American really doesn't have a clue as to what is happening. We are being overrun and bankrupt. But lets just keep playing politics with our future... we know how that solves everything. Sigh.
I’m starting to wonder if there’s any point in even covering the legacy media anymore. Seems like it’s playing into their game. It also seems impossible that anyone can actually watch this stuff for more than a few minutes and not come to the conclusion that the news and the uniparty are living in an alternate reality. It’s so exaggerated and ridiculous that I can’t help but think that it’s by design, in so much that they know that no one is really listening anymore so they hope that they can basically still direct the cultural conversation by social media osmosis. A bunch of bots and paid shills just serve up the topic du jour and it’s carried along by normies who glance at their phones during their downtime at their soul sucking employment.
It’s just so lazily slapped together, I remember when state sponsored propaganda used to be marginally well done! Like how the pandemic woke up a whole new group of “conspiracy theorists”, the powers that be would be well served not to make us take a mandatory vacation from civilization anytime soon. Because this time, I’m not sure the majority would come back. Might happen soon anyway, because like that Butker story, it’s all just so forced now while jobs get worse, wages stagnant, and prices continue to rise… maybe I’m just in my own bubble, but I’m finding that people in my own life are mostly over this culture war distraction. Pretty soon there will be no one else to blame but the billionaires… so I guess it’s time for WW3 to “officially” start!