The principal at our homeschool often tells our kids to stop working as soon as they've opened their books (I guess math textbooks are almost as comfortable as keyboards?). I question her pedagogical methods but her body language makes it quite clear that we're not to dissent.
Now try it with 45 kilos German Shepherd/Golden Retriever mix.
"Don't be too proud of your technological gadgets; the power to tap keys is nothing compared to the awesome power of these armed and fully operational Death Jaws."
Gangsta'. We brought him home and he immediately threw claws at the then-reigning puppers in the house. Now he runs the place. If I could get the "King Biggie" picture photoshopped with G, I'd hang that thing in the living room.
I’m concerned that a large number of my new acquaintances on Substack are cat lovers....and multiple cat owners.....
I think there might be a correlation between cat lovers and BS detectors.
I don’t know… they’re somewhat like the government, you give and give and give and what do you get in return ? Not much 😝😝😝😝
Squeaky purrs late at night as they fall asleep. Kitty kisses. Dead mice.
The principal at our homeschool often tells our kids to stop working as soon as they've opened their books (I guess math textbooks are almost as comfortable as keyboards?). I question her pedagogical methods but her body language makes it quite clear that we're not to dissent.
Now try it with 45 kilos German Shepherd/Golden Retriever mix.
"Don't be too proud of your technological gadgets; the power to tap keys is nothing compared to the awesome power of these armed and fully operational Death Jaws."
he looks like a cat in my neighbourhood, extremely friendly and likes belly rubs, i dont know his name so i call him swishy tail
Let me guess, your editor proposed naps all day, long sullen silences, tuna breakfasts, and a nocturnal existence? Who would have guessed...
As well as multiple spirited bouts of 'mouse toy that squeaks when I hit it'.
There is nothing funner than putting together a jigsaw puzzle with a cat...add a piece, pick up 8 pieces off the floor, repeat, repeat, repeat.
My little Miaou once found the piece I had been looking for forever! But usually he just slept in the box.
In one of my few successful novels, the opening scene is the murder of an elderly widow who owned three cats: Astrophe, Atonic and Yleptic.
A very familiar view. My editor even has similar markings. Ain't cats wonderful.
My cat (RIP) liked to sit on my Bible while I was trying to read it. Some people tried to tell me he was super spiritual. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riiiiight.
Wish I had a pic. But I didn’t own smart phone back them. It was super cute.
I'm finding it increasingly painful to be shown everyone's gorgeous cats...
My cat would like to offer this in response: rtddtyfugguhvtxtxohojugycrs
A fair point.
But he's an Orange cat?! (runs gibbering off into the distance...)
Orange Cat Good!
What is his name?
Gangsta'. We brought him home and he immediately threw claws at the then-reigning puppers in the house. Now he runs the place. If I could get the "King Biggie" picture photoshopped with G, I'd hang that thing in the living room.
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Hang a mini-pic on his gold chain collar.
So who’s the editor in this scenario?
He is. Haven't you ever wondered why my writing is incoherent? ;)
Apparently, so does Gangsta! (devil emoji here)
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(getemoji.com, cut and paste)
Don't encourage me! (I post too much as it is. Can you just see the nodding head emojis?)
No, cats help with coherency. Ask El Gato.
I put him in charge of everything but the shift key. ;)
Now it all makes so much more sense!
Yet you made post anyway!!! :)
Looks like you can still access the ESC key. Editor trying to tell you something?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can so relate...break time.
I can't be too mad, my mousepad is a sketched cat flipping off the camera and the phrase "I do what I want".
I think that's G's motto.