Polls Closed, Bottles Open Thread
Follow along and make your predictions!
Here’s a thread for discussing the results of the US midterms as they come in. Polls are closing in earnest in a few minutes, and there should be a lot to discuss. I’ll get the ball rolling on predictions: before the end of the month, there will be serious media discussion about replacing Joe Biden as president.
Note: The participants in this thread may be seriously drunk. Respond accordingly!




Rand Paul wins, as expected. He will officially be in Congress for "GET THE FUCK ON THE STAND, TONY".
https://www.dailypress.com/nation-world/ct-aud-nw-rand-paul-wins-kentucky-20221109-3khwkjckajgczma2lo7jf2nufa-story.html
BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO WIN A SINGLE VOTE. AMERICA OBVIOUSLY REJECTS HIS EXTREMISM -- CNN