Polls Closed, Bottles Open Thread

Follow along and make your predictions!

Here’s a thread for discussing the results of the US midterms as they come in. Polls are closing in earnest in a few minutes, and there should be a lot to discuss. I’ll get the ball rolling on predictions: before the end of the month, there will be serious media discussion about replacing Joe Biden as president.

America in one panel

Note: The participants in this thread may be seriously drunk. Respond accordingly!