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Kendall's avatar

Omg. Every day something makes me scream!!!

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Rob D's avatar

F the CDC and anyone dumb enough to trust one thing they "recommend" ever again. They (CDC) are bought and paid for and compromised beyond belief.

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Flying Cristina's avatar

My fellow airline industry coworkers are finally rising up and deciding they’ve had enough. It took long enough, but it’s fantastic to see.

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Bill Heath's avatar

It's the Soviet Spread Hike

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DMC's avatar

I hear it is transitory

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Rikard's avatar

A random thought occured: isn't the etymology of the word "mask" highly problematic no matter which hypothesis one chooses to hold true?

Because one school claims "mask" comes from an arabic word, "maskhara", meaning "buffoon" or "mockery" which might fit, but is hardly ideal should the CDC want to regain any trust or status as an authority. Another possible root from the arabic langiages is "sakhira": "to be mocked, ridiculed" - score one for language itself taking the Mickey.

The other possible origin however... oh my. Is literally "blackface" since it harkens back to the days of early theater when actors portraying moors, hunters and others doing unsavory nocturnal 'work' would blacken their faces.

Anyone who has a real woke aquintance might want to light the WokeMan-signal.

PS: Obviously I looked this up, I don't walk around with an etymological dictionary crammed into my skull. DS

PPS: Oh, and in my native swedish, 'mask' means tha same as in english but it also means worm or maggot. Universal linguistic irony is batting 1000 against team CDC it seems. DS again.

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Rose Loomis's avatar

Anyone know where I can offload a ton of Delta sky miles I never plan to use?

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Rob D's avatar

Haha. I'm in the same boat with United. Can trade for "gift cards" but at a loss and most of the stores represented are/have been part of all of the madness and I refuse to support them.

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Rose Loomis's avatar

Same. I am canceling my am/ex due to their woke policies which leaves me with all these miles and I do not plan to fly- maybe never again. Irritating!!!

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Rose Loomis's avatar

Dennis Prager just said today he is 100% certain there will be another lockdown.

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Dosha's avatar

Is everyone running the CDC a borderline IQ? This makes little sense.

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Martyn's avatar

Even if it saves just one sniffle, it's all worth it!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Plus the flight attendants get a couple more weeks of UNLIMITED POWER!

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Martyn's avatar

The power-trip is part of their benefits package now, no doubt. Soon they'll be issued riding crops and whips with their new all-black uniforms.

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DMC's avatar

Ok - admit you'd kinda like that!

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Martyn's avatar

Back when the hiring criteria had a different set of priorities, perhaps.

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The Ungovernable's avatar

Meanwhile I keep seeing headlines that say things like "We really don't understand this sudden spike in heart attacks, but it most definitely has nothing whatsoever to do with vaccines"

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ClarabelleVonH's avatar

The cause of the sharp jump of in-flight rage incidents also seems to be beyond their ken.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

It's hot weather! Err....cold weather! Now hot weather again!

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rainydog's avatar

Remember, this is ALL tied to climate change. Somehow. And if you don't believe that, then you are...well...spreading disinformation, you anti-everything-person!

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Rascal Nick Of's avatar

That's how you know its working...

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The Ungovernable's avatar

These bastards literally can't let go, can they?!?

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SimulationCommander's avatar

What cost do they pay for their continued fanaticism?

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The Ungovernable's avatar

The $1M question

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Justin's avatar

They're waiting for the expected boom in cases they saw in the UK, so they can "justify" the longer masking requirements and hope to reinstate the vaccine mandates. But there's a big difference between here and there... we have a MUCH higher percentage of people who REFUSED to get jabbed, where they had 90% compliance. So we won't have as much ADE.

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The Ungovernable's avatar

Also, the US Government is about to lift Title 42 restrictions at the Mexico border because C0v!d ls oV@r.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Imagine how much election fortification another million or so ballots will provide!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

It's all about the mail-in ballot rules IMO.

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Justin's avatar

Good point. But there's a bit of an extension from air travel requirements to standing in line to vote. (or justify a mail-in ballot - but hey, we can justify this in all kinds of silly ways, can't we?)

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Rikard's avatar

Two weeks is the new five year plan.

I miss when "two weeks" repeated ad nauseam was the catchy line from 'Total Recall' (the real one with the real Conan playing the main character), before the head went ka-boom.

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Eileen's avatar

There are no more words that define the CDC...total insanity. We are all better off without them..it is time for them to disappear.

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