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Oct 31, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Not just half-burned; still burning!

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Oct 31, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Good on newly convicted Jussie Smollett for still operating his business model from prison, how inspiring

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Didn't he get out after like 2 days?

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Close to that, within a week I think

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As a wise man said, coincidences don’t just happen, they are caused.

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Is fetterman the dude who took vax, and now can't speak?

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You all are just climate denying, homophobic, transgender hating, anti vaxxers.😎😎😎😂😅😎😎😎

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The FBI finally being thoughtful. Never thought I’d see the day.

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Oct 31, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Photograph brought to you by the same person who filmed Pelosi and Schumer pretending to be scared on January 6th.

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Oct 31, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Also missing were the racists that were staged to discredit then-candidate Youngkin.

And the MAGA-hat-wearing black men who "attacked" Smollett.

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This guy helped me get through last 2 yrs...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D824ese7n-8

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That is pretty funny. TY for sharing.

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Btw, what has Charles said on covid...?

I betcha he coulda stopped the bullshit cold

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

The only thing missing was a burning cross and a confederate flag to really drive the "violent extremist" message home... 🙄

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You can taste the desperation.

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Like a mix of castor oil, spoiled milk, and tuna juice.

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Ah, Pennsylavania. Home of people like the 'B' girl, you remember? The one that claimed someone held her down and scratched a 'B' on her face, but it was backwards because she did herself in the mirror? Yeah. Too much coal tar in the water or fumes from those coal mine fires or something.

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

well if they would just bring down heating costs we wouldnt have to burn trash!

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Lmao

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Oct 30, 2022·edited Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Imagine how much worse it would have been if the sign hadn't gotten its booster shots!

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Inquiring minds want to know who wrote the post for him?

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

I can’t seem to find his tweets about the old pro life gal being shot or the hospitalized Rubio supporter?

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If not for the double standard, they would have no standards at all.

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Well that's obviously defending democracy from dangerous insurrectionists.

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Oct 30, 2022·edited Oct 30, 2022

But who defends the insurrectionists from democracy's dangers?

Such as people being held without being charged?

Thought that kind of stuff was illegal in the US.

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The FBI.

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The Fetterman Bureau of Immolation?

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Great!

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Thank you - maybe it will spread like wildfire?

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

That actually takes a beautiful level of precision.

I've felt like a tool staging good looking photos of animals looking in the right direction and stuff. Maybe shame was what was holding me back.

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You mean your picures of hogs doing their business are fake? The outrage!

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

It's not completely fake, but I do take them to Taco Bell first.

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Spicy! For some reason, there's a Taco Bell down in the capital. Why I don't get. Not when there's a bazillion hot dog houses, burger joints, kebaberias, falaffel carts, gyros dives, pizzerias, and cheap-ass "restaturants" within crawling distance from the nearest ATM.

Here's a link about the sole remaining un-exploited swedish pig breed, which still retains its original characteristics; the breed has never been bred to become the pure meat animals modern meat production wants, so it is very popular with farmsteaders and such:

[https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linder%C3%B6dssvin]

Okay, so you don't use Ö. Crap. The link might not work. The breed is called Linerödssvin, after the place the few remaining specimens were found in the 1950s. They are the direct descendents of domesticated originally wild forest pigs.

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They look a lot like the "long legged " variety of my American Guinea Hogs, with a similar lineage. Apparently before the ridiculous American "war on fats", they were far and away the most popular breed and went genetically untampered-with for more than a century, but when they fell out of commercial favor went nearly extinct.

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LOL

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by SimulationCommander

Your legions of fans might be just a tad skeptical that shame is much of a consideration in your decision making process. But you are absolutely correct in your observation re the photographic expertise required to capture the image.

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My malfunction is that I'm not ashamed of a complete lack of class. I'm just ashamed of lying.

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