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Jordan Nuttall's avatar

Greetings Commander, I hope you’re having a good week.

I’ve been a silent observer of your posts for a while, and I just wanted to say thank you for interesting content.

You may enjoy one of my articles:

https://jordannuttall.substack.com/p/health-history-and-fevers?r=4f55i2&utm_medium=ios

Mike Mellor's avatar

In my part of the planet, the old Yosemite Sam mousetrap costs the equivalent of a dollar. Mice love garlic and a couple of thin slices of spicy sausage easily takes care of a whole tribe of them.

Craving Ratio's avatar

I needed this one. Well played sir!

suannee's avatar

I love the chimp applauding the human's abilities.

And what were they drinking at that poolside luau?

suannee's avatar

My "upgraded" email provided by total idiots stopped working on Saturday. When they got back to work on Monday there was a lot for them to do. Got the Monday Pawsitivity today. It was needed. On top of the email providers being jerks, somehow my internet is no longer delivering the promised amount of Mb/sec, thus explaining why I sometimes can't watch your videos. I got to see them on this post. They were great. How do you train a dog to skip?

SimulationCommander's avatar

I think maybe they just have it or not ;)

EK MtnTime's avatar

A great collection indeed! I LOL’d on several. BTW, I’ve never seen a chicken go after a mouse! 😆

kapock's avatar

The cat who faked out the human on the handshake may be the next cat President

SimulationCommander's avatar

(I always hated that people spelled it SIKE)

Mark Alexander's avatar

It's a tossup between the chicken and the mouse present.

Wendy Elizabeth Williams's avatar

Yes...the poor mousie who escaped through the chain link fence, from the cat...only to be stomped by big bird...ARGH!!! Dunno where you find all these...but the Monday laugh needed!

SimulationCommander's avatar

Glad you liked it!

Wendy Elizabeth Williams's avatar

You are one of my Substack favorites…laughing at ourselves and animal friends! Bless you!!!

Debbz's avatar

I felt bad for the cat who lost the mouse in the cat and mouse game, where the Rooster ended up ruling the day!! Such is life...

Hazel's avatar

Marmosets and cat lost to opportunistic chicken. Didn’t see that coming. I can just picture the look on il gatos face. Hilarious and yes cruel. But… LOL where do you see yourself in 5 years… LOL ROTF hysterical. Guess I’m in a particularly dark mood 😆

Warmek's avatar

Yeah...

I work at a nuclear weapons lab... with an AI program.

Reminder to self: Go to the range this weekend.

suannee's avatar

Pretty sure you're talking about the one that starts with an "S". I used to work there.

Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Hilarious 🤣 , so good , all of them .

SimulationCommander's avatar

Glad you liked them!

St. Alia the Knife's avatar

Correcting the death threat is sooo me! I used to correct notes passed in class and send them back!

Mrs "the Knife"

Steenroid's avatar

The agony of defeat or unexpected presents. And we caught up to monkeys ages ago. At least the Demtoids did.

Andy's avatar

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Me: Not here!!!

JudyC's avatar

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SimulationCommander's avatar

The truth hurts! (So does Skynet)