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SimulationCommander's avatar

You get an A+ on your homework, enjoy the rest of your week!

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alexei's avatar

Observation to details reveals Starmer often changing his hairstyle, the front quiff thick with gel going from left to right and back again revealing a vain man intent on deception. One might wonder how much time he spends primping himself in front of a mirror to gauge his most fetching look.

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Pat Robinson's avatar

Learned behavior from Trudeau

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Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Nice ice cream vendor. He gets a gold star.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

He'd have two loyal customers around here!

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

OMG that ice cream man speaks Dutch! he sounds like Belgian (I formerly was Belgian too)

I will take Dr. Schnauzer anytime. My beagle mix knows exactly when I am not feeling good, and when it is a sore muscle she also knows which one it is and she keeps it warm at night!

Pigeon is hilarious. Takes care of the cat and her kittens. How sweet is that? Thanks for brightening up a grey Monday (sun did not shine at all!)

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SimulationCommander's avatar

We're heading into that time of year....only one more 100-degree day in the forecast.....

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Gen Chang's avatar

Not so fast there buddy, I thought summer was over a few weeks ago, yet, it was only a tease. Here, one more 80+ day, then another cooling off. Even though I worked outside the majority of my life, I still long for Fall, Winter, & Spring. I have always sweet buckets in the summer. 😖

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

I think we had our last 100 last week. Today did not go over 76 sigh (Southern GA)

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Possibly one of your best "Positivities" ... LOVED the "first ever safari, the "Park", "Weird Al"... and the "Pigeon" ... except for Heir Starmer... That punk-ass bitch can go straight to hell with a 2x4 up his ass.

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Martyn's avatar

To hell with a comfortable 2x4 — that wanker deserves a splintery 12” pole coated with creosote so it lasts!

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Is that 12" in diameter that you're suggesting... if so... I agree!

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Gen Chang's avatar

Awesome videos as usual, thanks! 😁👍

Also, I'm a huge fan of Weird Al Yankovik, have a few of his great parody songs in my library. Living in an Amish Paradise, & Eat It, are favorite's. As for the cat video, I'm going to borrow that one, and post it on Nextdoor Neighbor app, telling the one's bitching about escaping Cats, that it's not the owners fault. I have a wood bar through my kitchen cabinets handles to keep several of mine from helping themselves. Occasionally, I forgot, and find 3 or 4 rummaging inside a cabinet, rearranging everything! 😩

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JudyC's avatar

I have a cat that opens doors just like the cat in the video. We had to change the lever style handles for the old fashioned round knobs! Dang katz!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

My friend had the same exact problem! They're smart little jerks!

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EK MtnTime's avatar

Loved the friend at the dog park, the generous South African visitors, Weird Al because one has to😁, and the caring pigeon!

I can’t watch two minutes of the protesters without becoming very angry. I want all of them arrested, charged with obstruction of federal business, and then jailed for a year. That should significantly cut down on their numbers, IMO.

Enjoy your week!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Was kind of nice to see the Portland Police actually at the ICE building this weekend, but we'll see if they were just protecting protestors from federal charges.

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EK MtnTime's avatar

My vote goes for the latter…apologies for my pessimism popping up😬

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Great post for a Monday!

My favorites are "guy answer", & "lonely lab"...

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SimulationCommander's avatar

I CAN DO KICKS

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bestuvall's avatar

I’m 50. .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiC-jgQ0IrI. sally o malley

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intentional living's avatar

Dr. Schnauzer, of course!

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Marie-Louise Murville's avatar

So many great ones!!!

The ambush

The best friends

Love the Safari!!!❤️

That is the wiggliest new friend ever!!! And, possibly, the sweetest!❤️

I had no idea pigeons could be so thoughtful! Makes you wonder about the paternity test!!!🤣🤣

“You have to wait til dinner time!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks, SC!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Glad you enjoyed them!

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Kathleen Taylor's avatar

I'm reminded of my great big Maine Coon cat who opened the refrigerator door. But only when there was roast turkey inside.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Gotta make sure the juice is worth the squeeze!

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Mrs. McFarland's avatar

Keir Stormer… recipient of a life time Peter Principle Award… seriously, what a tool! How did he get to where he is? Can I or all of us have a “ do over”? Foolishly, I always assumed one had to be super duper smart, measured and knowledgeable on a multitude of critical topics… guess not!!

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Leskunque Lepew's avatar

WEF wonk. Was he elected or selected?

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Paulette's avatar

I just read about him today! Selected. Trilateral Commission

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Mrs. McFarland's avatar

Good question! He is far from astute…

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Martyn's avatar

That dogpark vid… I don’t know what happened to me; I found my self sobbing uncontrollably for several minutes, both out of joy and sorrow.

I’m going to go lick my sleeping dogs on their faces now. I could end up losing the tip of my tongue — they’re Shibas.

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SCA's avatar

That cat was trained by a toddler.

And--thanks for a Weird Al moment! Always loved that guy.

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suannee's avatar

I identify with the dog in the dog park. A little friend came over unexpectedly last evening just to talk and visit. Nice.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Very nice surprise!

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

You have some great videos 💥

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