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NatteringNaybob's avatar

SC - "Preliminary findings in the death of Lindsay Graham suggest the Senator died of an aortic tear due to cardiovascular disease." When I was informed of Grahams death, I asked "what was the cause?" - the reply was "heart problem or attack", my rejoinder was: "thats impossible... he doesn't have one". https://youtu.be/uyh245KjIUk?

Craving Ratio's avatar

RINO's gonna go one way or the other.

Tardigrade's avatar

Took me a while to decide whether this "letter" was satire or not.

Peggy Bojduj's avatar

Step down Mitch. Your time is done go to the old folks home stat. Who wrote this from Mitch?

Melissa Fountain's avatar

Something smells fishy around here. Regardless, nobody that ill can handle the sorts of things he is supposed to.

Bill Pieper's avatar

Did they mention the name of the medium used to channel Mitch?

Tom Burns's avatar

That photo is from 2023 with the red gingham shirt etc. McConnell looks much more cadaverous in recent legit photos from before his disappearance

SimulationCommander's avatar

I've seen a couple of people say that but nobody can produce an instance of it being posted in 2023.

Jon Rowlands's avatar

I haven't been able to find that exact photo, but here's another photo from 2023 with him wearing that shirt, after one of his freezing episodes.

https://people.com/joe-biden-responds-to-mitch-mcconnell-second-freeze-7964037

carolyn kostopoulos's avatar

I have a lovely bridge to sell you

SimulationCommander's avatar

I already have two, thanks.

Got a great price on the Brooklyn Bridge!

James Whalen's avatar

Mitch didn't write anything. His CCP handler, a/k/a wife, pushed info. His staff put it together. Mitxh: You have been in office too long. IF YOU HAD AN OUNCE OF INTEGRITY, YOU'D RESIGN NOW.

The King's avatar

If you enlarge The Turtle’s charming photo with his adoring ChinaWoman, you will see a white circle or halo around his pointer finger that is holding the newspaper. He is “holding” the newspaper with with a very strange “grip.” I use photoshop every day. I call “PHOTOSHOP.” Plus, why the need to awkwardly grip a newspaper? To prove he is indeed alive? Where is his IV? If you are sick in a hospital, you definitely have an IV.

kapock's avatar

“I’ve been able to move from hospital care to a rehabilitation center …”

Yuma's Freezing's avatar

"The lights are on, but nobody's home." Suspicious cat needs to be appointed to take his place.

Te Time's avatar

Mitch looks like he has dementia or maybe a stroke. Something not right about that photograph. Definitely touch upped.

MV's avatar

FFS, retire or die already. What's with this essay obviously written by somebody else?

Brandon is not your bro's avatar

The Mitch far exceeded his DRG for the length of stay in the hospital …. Sorry don’t believe it for a second .

Vicki Fisher's avatar

Bullshit 💩

Release a video of him and his Doctor filmed by the hospital administrator with his/her signature notarized…

cat's avatar

Anyone recognize the sports page/story in McConnell's right hand? I realize this could have been photoshopped into an old photo when he was healthier, but thought I'd see how far his staff/wife may have gone for this photo op.

SimulationCommander's avatar

It's today's Washington Post. You can click the highlighted text to see it.