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Gbill7's avatar

Just for your birthday:

https://substack.com/@overtonnews/note/c-227843961?r=z3pgv&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

Not quite “war is over”, but Trump is saying “we’ve beaten them” - that’s getting close!

Gbill7's avatar

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIMCOMMANDER!

SimulationCommander's avatar

Thank you very much! I've got a great story cooking for tomorrow :)

Gbill7's avatar

I’m looking forward to it!

I’m also “looking forward” to shoveling the expected 18 inches of snowstorm. Aren’t you glad you don’t have to spend your birthday on chores like that? Go out and celebrate being in the prime of your hunky male life, and free to do as you please!

suannee's avatar

That picture of Trump is very reminiscent of Bush on the battleship.

TiredCitizen's avatar

that banner will read "We won the greatest war ever imagined because I was President."

SimulationCommander's avatar

But also it wasn't a war, but we totally won the not-war!

suannee's avatar

'Cause after all there won't be any new wars.

Cheryl Palen's avatar

Echinacea with GoldenSeal tincture (I swig right from the bottle at the first sign and beef up on zinc and C and after a good night's sleep it's GONE!). Hope you are feeling better! :-)

Rikard's avatar

A hearty broth full of stewed vegetables, using a choice piece of bone with the marrow intact, kills the cold... ahehem, cold.

Mulled wine optional, dep. on medication.

And obviously anything with lots of ginger as drink or side-dish or such.

Here's a positive:

It's above freezing at night! Hoo-ray! And it's sunny outside! Wa-hoo!

Get well!

Warmek's avatar

Oh good, I'm not the only one who *immediately* thought of that fucking "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner... 🤣

SimulationCommander's avatar

We're running back all the hits this week. I even heard "stay the course!"

baker charlie's avatar

Sorry to hear you are ailing. Half the office is out with this bug- it's missed me so far but there is always next week, LOL.

Anyways, stay warm, snuggly (I bet the animals help) and well-hydrated and get well soon!

Diana's avatar

Hope you feel better very soon. We need your pawsitivity.

BetterOffRed's avatar

1. WBC: USA Defeated Mexico 5-3... That's a celebration!

(Italy contest Tuesday.)

2. Last Tues-Weds completed jury duty...

That's a celebration!

(We deadlocked on a rape trial - a horrific crime to reckon.)

3. Weather here in Ol'Virginny has been fabulous and Spring is popping!

That's a celebration!

My Monday was semi-positive!

Hope you're well soon, SC!!

SimulationCommander's avatar

Witt's defense tonight was stellar. Glad he's getting a bigger audience (but that he'll still come home to us!)

Fain Zimmerman's avatar

Wishing you perfect health - the sooner the better!

Brandon is not your bro's avatar

🙌🏼🌞get better 💥quick !

Rosemary B's avatar

Popsicles, slushies, lots of coffee

Get better soon

Mrs. McFarland's avatar

Wash your hands with hot water and soap! Far more effective than hand sanitizer!!

Arne's avatar

1985 Royals official (I believe) highlights video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z0NDaThWZ8

SimulationCommander's avatar

*excited Royals noises*