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Apr 20Liked by SimulationCommander

You know, you really shouldn’t just drop something like that without adding at least a cute cat or dog pic at the bottom.

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Apr 20Liked by SimulationCommander

Can we duet this with the video of President Trump at Chick-fil-A?

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Apr 19Liked by SimulationCommander

He’s a complete moron

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Apr 19Liked by SimulationCommander

What a waste of secret service!

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81 million votes, ladies and gentlemen…

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If he was a Republican, they would have made him learn about self-checkout scanners.

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Mrs. McFarland shared an article with me about Trump having dementia (https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/john-gartner-trump-cognitive-decline?r=2n3v7&utm_medium=ios&triedRedirect=true). I went looking on Youtube for videos about Trump and dementia. It seems that around a month ago some people started making videos of Trump having "senior" moments. And this is why.

This is not the same Biden they put up at the podium. That man is loaded up with the good meds, and he needs them. This one is the man he is in general, bumbling and really, really invested in getting that milkshake.

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Biden's uncle must be rolling over in his watery grave, er...maybe in some cannibal poop somewhere.

Wait. that would mean...gasp! Biden is right!!

Bomb the cannibals NOW!!

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"My milkshake brings Joe Biden to the yard/And his life/Is better than yours."

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(1) That’s a very nice Wawa; the ones in Maryland usually have muddy napkins and sand everywhere.

(2) A milkshake at Wawa comes from a self-serve F’Real machine. I’ll admit I had to help my kids with this until they were 8 or 9 but that was mostly because they were too short.

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Not knowing what they have or serve there, because there are none here, I take it that they do not serve milkshakes.

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I can't watch Biden videos. He was an asshole, but I still don't cotton to elder abuse like this.

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The Wawa looks like a nice food area at the Memory Care Home. I never saw any milkshakes at the Memory Care Home where my wife's parents were kept for two years. You could have used the hamburger patties as Brillo Pads.

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That whole gaggle of journalists (aka propagandists) tells you how "spontaneous" Biden's milkshake stop was...

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