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SC - Thanks for my ROFLMAO of the day - The Cat In The Hat

I will not wear it on my face. I will not wear it any place.

I will not wear it to get in. I will not wear it on my ear or chin.

I will not keep it in a drawer. I will not wear it in a store.

I will not wear it for a beer. I will not wear it out of fear.

I will not wear your useless mask. I can’t believe you even asked.

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A+!!!

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Jan 12, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Here's one for your collection of memes...

https://gab.com/jld61972/posts/109676853074152694

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Commies deserve death. Not really*standup comedy* but it needs to be said.

Keep your guns. They are coming for us.

Btw, sooner this starts and is over, the Better. We knew by summer2020 they were pulling out all the plugs.

Texas will not fall.

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Jan 12, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

The black cats, LOL. I have one. 17 years old and named Burton. I've never seen him not pissed off. Even when he's happy he looks pissed off...

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Burton may be aware of FWP ( Feline White Privilege )

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Maybe, but I'm all into the brown tabbies and black cats. Mebbe he suspects stripe privlege....

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Sounds like the next album from Jack White

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Plumbing issue ? ... please tell us that you didn't try to flush Biden's 18th or 19th cache of TSCI dox

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Like Biden, I had no idea the documents even existed!

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So, why do I feel worse cuz I actually believe him ?

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That's racist!

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Jan 12, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Deep Fakes do not know files from toilet paper.

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Jan 11, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Speaking of AR15s...I took an intermediate handgun class yesterday, and I'm openly boasting that my groupings are pretty good. As in, I put 110 rounds through my weapon and hit the target every time, with 90% inside the black circles. My biggest problem is figuring out how to hide my gun and holster on my 5"2' 115 pound body.

Regarding plumbing, it's my husband's least favorite household activity, and there's a myriad of reasons.

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Why do you need to hide it?

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Literally the sexiest thing a woman has ever said!

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That's real gun control.

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These are AMAZING, Sim! I laughed at almost all of them...there was the one sad one. The Pacman one was a nice surprise. I even sent it to the DS even though he’s toiling away at work. My ABSOLUTE favorite is the one about safe and effective. The subtle symbolism is the BEST! Do you see it?

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I don't, share!

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The yellow and blue -- colors of Ukrainian flag. Yellow and blue make green. Green means GO (warp speed)!

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I dunno. thought "Green New Deal" w/WEF backing.

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I needed this.

Today is very cloudy here in Northern Virginia, 35 miles west of the cesspool

I left the house at noon to go to my 99 year old daddy and take him to the retina doctor.

MASKS are mandatory. If it were my appointment I would have busted out, but I wore a shitty mask just to be wonderful for my daddy. He also wore a mask. We were really having trouble breathing. Dad was taking huge breaths Everyone thought he was gonna pass out (sort of) but I said he just needed some fresh air.

So we got out of that mad house and I drove daddy home. I feel guilty bc I did not spend the afternoon with him today - but I do go to him almost every day.

No one in my family appreciates my efforts.

Today I am in a super shitty mood, despite that, my dad is very funny and we shouted cuss words and foul language in Dutch the whole drive home. It felt really good to call people horrible names from inside my car.

I hope every one else is having a fabulous fun day.

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+10 for Dutch insults. Well done.

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What a great bunch of memes. Love the Dr. Suess book. He's about the only "doctor" I trust anymore.

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Jan 11, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

The Cat Brigade....!

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I have no clue how to make memes, but I’ve got great ideas addressing this idea that anyone thinks they’re taking my gas stove away.....

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When I need a meme made, I go to the Dissident Army!

https://westcoastjohn1978.substack.com/

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LOL!! Oh good, another way to procrastinate!

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Sorry about your plumbing. Happy for the memes! 🤗

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i watched a new movie called Bandit a few weeks a go, its good

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That's 'cause I rock. 😉😊😋🤣🤣

I've only ever seen the "Smokey and the Bandit," series of movies.

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Jan 11, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander
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Thanks for the link! I'm trying to get all those files from one of the people you put me into contact with. Even if we don't learn anything new about the vax itself, there's probably similar emails floating around surrounding masks, kids in school, business capacity, etc etc etc.

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Jan 11, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Our house needs a grinder pump for one of the bathroom drains. They make for epic plumbing fails!

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nazi war kitties :/

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Meow

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Nein lives against Wagners finest.

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Jan 11, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

I have yet to hear any true believer admit they were wrong, @ any level of society. The only exceptions - to their credit - are some doctors like Malone, et al. who took the jab & now speak forcefully against all of it.

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Jan 11, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

To paraphrase the inital true believer, in that his belief was to doubt, question and analyse commonly held truths, the only thing I believe is that I don't know everything.

Or all that much about anything.

Of course, if Sokrates had been swedish, he wouldn't have been condemned to suicide. They'd just put in on a mountaintop or a skerry (from Old Norse 'sker', spelled skär nowadays) somewhere and forgot about him.

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Yep. Only the smartest people I know say "I have no idea."

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Yep. The 'leaders' are still full steam ahead on all the jabs and all the boosters.

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https://twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/status/1613157447694454787

I am appalled by the recent highly offensive comments on vaccinations.

Our vaccination programme saved millions of lives worldwide and continues to protect the most vulnerable. As former vaccines minister, I am proud of our world leading response to the Pandemic.

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Today, this is a British Cabinet Member who claims the vaccine program in the UK somehow saved millions of lives worldwide.........

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If the choice is between gibbet-list eligibility or lying until the bitterest of ends...

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This is true of all true believers.

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