Hello everybody. Good night.
A few days ago Paul Pelosi was attacked. He had zip-ties, duct tape, rope, and a hammer! He came to kidnap Nancy Pelosi, but she wasn’t there! Paul was smashed with a hammer.
It’s hard to talk.
But this guy said “Where’s Nancy”, which is obviously right-wing code for the 1/6 mob that attacked our capitol. And it was Trump’s fault! The Big Lie that the election was stolen gave rise to huge increases in political violence, as long as you don’t remember anything at all about the summer of 2020.
So we need to confront the election deniers! Not the election deniers of 2016, but the election deniers of 2020. We can’t vote for them!
There’s no place for violence, ever!
It’s all on the line, people! This is the most important election ever! We must vote, but only for us! If you vote for the other people, you hate democracy! Freedom is not free, it requires a vote for us — the ones who continue to chip away at your freedom.
Democracy is a choice — but only if you make the right one. Make the wrong one, and you’ll get Liz Trussed out of office so fast it’ll make your head spin.
We need to decide if the rule of law is to prevail, or let the dark forces win. Now I know what you’re thinking, but I’m on the side of the rule of law — I promise. Not like that Trump! He’s out there spreading the BIG LIE! THIS ELECTION WAS THE CLEANEST ELECTION EVER. Don’t pay attention to the state’s declaring those election rules illegal.
Now the MAGAs are even questioning future elections, like I did when I said we needed to pass federal election rules or the midterms couldn’t be trusted. They’re not even waiting until the election!
300 election deniers on the ballot, people! Once again, only 2020 election denial counts. If you are into 2016 election denial, I have a place for you on my staff.
Democracy means the rule of the people! Autocracy is the rule of one person, sort of like executive orders. Once again, I promise on the side of democracy. Honest. What we do now determines if democracy can endure, or if I have to turn autocratic to cancel the elections and pull the curtain back and reveal the brick wall at the back of the theater.
Democracy is on the ballot for all us, and we need to stop seeing one another as enemies. Well, except those MAGAs I talked about earlier. If you vote for those guys, you hate democracy.
Even in our darkest moments, which we’re probably living in, we have similarities!
We must stand against political violence, unless it’s for our team. We don’t settle our differences with violence!
There’s a huge rise of people who think that political violence is okay! Don’t look too deeply at who they are.
I SAID DON’T LOOK AT WHO THEY ARE!
The overwhelming majority of people reject political violence. I would like their votes, anyway.
We’re all defenders of democracy, and counting mail-in ballots after the polls close is an easy way to promote trust in our process! We certainly can’t mail-in ballots BEFORE the polls close!
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Election deniers are everywhere, and that’s unamerican. I’ve said it before: YOU CAN’T LOVE YOUR COUNTRY ONLY WHEN YOU WIN.
You have to ask your candidates: Will you accept the result of the election? We all know the only correct answer is “It depends who wins”.
People used to think that our freedoms would always be with us, but now they know better! Now they know that government might make it illegal for them to go to work, or force them into a medical procedure they don’t want.
The election and democracy rests on you, and I know that you’ll come through. Or else.
Substack is having major issues at the moment, hopefully this is posted correctly! As always, I will update when the full video is available so the masochists can do their thing.
Simcom, would you quit pinging my inbox with your Let’s Save Democracy rants? Don’t you know I’m really really busy over here frantically spinning my husband’s tighty whitey hammer fighty in order to Save our Democracy?!