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These hit hard. Especially the wolf on the pile of sheep. Thanks.

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What I’ve learned in six months as a Substack writer. Four lessons: Substack writers support one another; Substack itself is the biggest media story in years; people in “blue” states have been some my biggest supporters and Citizen Free Press was a game-changer.

Simulation Commander has been one of my greatest supporters and encouragers almost from Day 1. Thanks, my brother. Look after that top editor!

https://billricejr.substack.com/p/what-ive-learned-in-6-months-on-substack

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Matt Taibbi got the Substack founders to delete Gene Frenkle’s Substack account and drafts along with all of the comments he ever made on all of Substack.

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SimCom, is it true the model for the wine server won Gold in '22 NCAA Women's Backstroke ?

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Well, this sucks……..is Bonnie sick as well? This is always bad………we always want ourselves to be sick, not our animals…….I can see from everyone here that a lot of angels are sitting on your shoulders. Please keep us all posted even if it is the slightest thing…..okay?

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Bonnie is just fine! She wasn't around for food this morning but I saw her twice yesterday....she's probably wondering why G hasn't been around to keep her company.

As for G, he's still eating and isn't 100% anti-social, so I'm not hearing glaring alarm bells, but he's clearly feeling crappy. This sounds dumb, but we switched his food up last week and I'm hoping that he just hurt his throat while jamming in his face (this food is a little bigger than his last one).

If that's not it, it's possible there's some minor obstruction causing discomfort when eating regular food. (He's switched to soft food for now and is having no problems while eating that.)

Or he's got covid.

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Mar 23, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Ok, now you just make me chuckle……however, since you brought it up,…….and since you said you changed his food, he could be plugged……how are his bowels…….yes, I said it. I know I can’t be the only one who has thought of it……..well?

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Seems fine, although he's using the inside box instead of going outside like he normally likes to do.

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at least he is not going on the carpet.

Keep up the soft food for a while

That is my unsolicited prescription

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Well, then , good.

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Praying the kittie stays strong. You, too, my friend.

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Thank you!

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Get well wishes to your little dude

the memes were funny.

I really hope kitty guy gets better soon

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Mar 23, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

I scrolled to the bottom and was surprised no one had used the word "Dickanter" yet. lol

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Now I am too!

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Positive vibes sent. I like that last one, thanks for the reminder

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Thank you!

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Don't California my country.

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I have bad news for you.

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Yes the whole world IS bracing for the installment of President Newsom.

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Mar 23, 2023·edited Mar 23, 2023Author

Update on the Proud Boys trial: it looks like the FBI had an informant planted inside the defense team?

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1638619833125183496

Edit: Document pic direct link https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fr2MAhdWIBI_t2j?format=png&name=900x900

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Mar 23, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Man, that first one hits me right in the lungs like a really heavy bong pull. 🤪

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"OF COURSE I TAKE DRUGS HAVE YOU **SEEN** THIS PLANET?!"

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Mar 23, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Good vibes coming y'alls war, good sir!!

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Mar 23, 2023Liked by SimulationCommander

Well wishes to the little one. Memes are getting to be our reality. What then? (Rhetorical question...)

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Memes are a lazy society's calligraphy.

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Good point, but it might be argued that a lazy society is a successful society.

Arthur Penn's MISSOURI BREAKS (1976):

Hellsgate rancher: They call this country Hell's Gate. When my dad came in here, it was nothing but a bunch of savage Indians. And Jesuits. Old Thomas Jefferson said that he was a warrior so his son could be a farmer, so *his* son could be a poet. And I raise cattle so my son can be a merchant, so his son can move to Newport, Rhode Island and buy a sailboat and never see one of these bastard-ass sons of bitching mountains again.

Si: Who was Thomas Jefferson?

Hellsgate rancher: A guy back east.

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Just as virus is going to virus.

Government is going to government. I am not surprisingly disappointed by the actions of our government.

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How come Hawaii, with very low natural immunity, hasn’t been ravaged these last 12 months as millions of Covid infected mainlanders have visited the islands??

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Because covid isn't a big deal...........still.

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Covid killed over a million Americans…all praise to Allah!!

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15 days to slow the spread!

President Don John Trump

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“ Gute Besserung” to your kitty. Between you and El Gato , I catch myself watching cat videos thinking “ they have not posted this one yet...” 😽😽

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SimCom, we miss his Mencken-esque paw on your shoulder ... Blessings for his healing

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Thank you!

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