special guest post
editor's note
the servant slumbers. i have commandeered this device so humans across the globe may bask in my glory.
marvel at the purrfection of the feline form. realize you are inferior. weep.
i am the master of all that is visible. this has my approval.
my work has reached its conclusion.
Now sleep, you large and graceless feeder and when I so choose, I shall present myself to receive my petting and/or scratch. You will comply. Resistance is futile. 👑
The cat makes irrefutable points. I'm convinced.