Monday Pizzativity
With Bonnie & Gangster!
(Note for new subscribers: On Monday, I recap some of the positive stories/funny memes I’ve come across in the last week. Feel free to add your own in the comments!)
Happy Monday, Screamers! The weekend may be over, but that doesn’t mean the good vibes have to stop! My internet travels have taken me all around the web this week, and I have returned with some amazing videos!
First up, just a guy solving a problem we’ve all had:
If only we could still afford pizza!
Me in rabbit form:
As dawn breaks across the land, the farm foreman rouses himself from bed to check on his herd:
Status Report: Everything adorable.
A look inside Portland’s hottest goth nightclub:
Talk about your party mammals!
OK, I know I said baseball season was over, but…………even though this catch is old, it’s new to me — and I did some video tweaking to add to the drama. Check it out!
That should count for two outs!
While we’re on the subject of amazing baseball players, a few weeks ago I talked about how Salvador Perez was nominated for the Roberto Clemente award. The winner was just announced today — Congratulations, Salvy!
A brief rundown of his Major League charitable contributions:
Rudy Giuliani spoke at Trump’s MSG rally yesterday, and every time I think of him I think of how he held a press conference in front of Four Seasons Landscaping instead of the actual Four Seasons.
Finally, we end on a musical note. Rylan is 11 years old and wrote his own interpretation of the classic piano turn “Fur Elise”. Enjoy!
Isn’t it amazing when the younger generation builds on what came before? (Thank you to Tracy Beanz for the link!)
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As promised, bonus B & G pics!
On the very rare occasion, they agree to share the window perch:
In this case, that lasted until I started paying attention to them:
Bonnie has been resting at my feet more and more lately, so I turned this table into a within-petting-range kitty perch. It worked.
Edit: I know we have some Jimmy Dore fans here, his interview with Tucker just got released. Here are some timestamps for discussion topics:
(1:29) Reacting to Trump’s Madison Square Garden Rally
(3:16) The Weaponization of Wokeness
(14:01) Warmongering of the Democratic Party
(24:08) Why the Establishment Turned on Trump
(43:07) The DNC Emails Leak
(59:48) The Deep State Hates Tulsi Gabbard Teaming up with Trump
(1:12:29) Jimmy Dore Being Hacked and Censored
(1:16:35) Are They Going to Let Trump Win?
(1:21:28) Chaos Favors the Establishment
(1:32:42) Bill Gates Nefarious Funding of Scientific Institutions
(1:38:54) The Washington Post Refusing to Endorse Kamala Harris
(1:44:52) Bobby Kennedy Jr.
(1:55:01) The Deep State vs. Crypto
(1:59:17) Who’s Going to Win?
Just as I'm about to shut it off and go to bed, up this pops. Might as well end the Monday on a high note then.
Negative: car in the shop, clanking and banging noises from the rear axle.
Positive: Mom's cancer-scan was negative, as in they didn't find any tumours.
Also positive: moose-hunting season is almost over, so it'll be safe to go up in the forest proper again after the weekend. And the cold is coming, so now you can see the Milky Way as a white sparkling haze across the sky. It's full of stars! Thousands of stars visible in the sky!
And positive for me: brother of mine is starting his own company (consulting on matters relating to groundwater-issues) and needs a vice-president. Swedish law for shareholder companies stipulates the must be a CEO and a vice-president, you see, and since I'll be doing zero work and receiving zero money I can sign on without losing my pension.
And should the company start making real money a couple of years down the line, I might just be able to come out of retirement!
Congrats to Salvador Perez, a true baseball hero!