Monday Melt
And other badly named things
(Note for new subscribers: On Monday, I recap some of the positive stories/funny memes I’ve come across in the last week. Feel free to add your own in the comments!)
It’s time to put on your Monday best and indulge in your favorite hobby!
No, not curtain climbing — reading the weekly positivity post! And today we’re tackling the grave injustices in the world, such as the horrific misnaming of food items:
Don’t even get me STARTED on the patty melt…
Kitty is NOT happy the house staff framed her DMV photo:
Somebody’s getting a shoe full of poop!
This is so true…
Or do you think you know better than a toddler? Bigot.
Warning — you’re gonna want access to the tissue box for this one. This is the story of 88-year-old Ed Bambas. I’ll let him tell his tragic tale…
Huge props to Sam Weidenhofer and everybody else who made this holiday miracle happen!
I know one specific Screamer will love this — and the groans it inspires from everybody else.
*groan*
Mama cat introduces her kittens to her favorite fuzzy blanket the dog:
I foresee lots of naps together in the future…
Which kind of dog are you when winter comes around?
That video reminded me of this BBC classic, which I was going to pare down to just the fox jumping…..but the whole video is pretty amazing (and captivating)!
Just watching those last videos gave me the chills, so let’s watch something from warmer times…
That’s the stuff!
This would explain why everything’s jumped the shark lately!
Maybe there’s a galaxy-wide writers’ strike. That sure would explain the quality of Hollywood movies these days.
How my boss would look at me if I had a boss:
Nobody asked you, Karen!
This year, Santa’s turned over Naughty List duties to corporate America, and they have a MUCH more severe punishment than coal in mind…
If that doesn’t keep American boys on their best behavior, nothing will!
That’s what I found for you this week, Screamers! Now it’s time for you to fill up the comments section with your own funny stories and memes! Let’s see ‘em!
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"Grilled bread with melted cheese sandwich" is a real mouthful....I think that "sandwich" implies the use of bread, so we can probably just eliminate that.
"Grilled with melted cheese sandwich" -- now the "with" doesn't make sense. Axe it.
"Grilled melted cheese sandwich" -- better, but the grilling implies the cheese is hot, thus melted. We can probably remove that, too.
"Grilled cheese sandwich" -- Perfect!
Kohls staples dicks😂🙈LMAO