(Note for new subscribers: On Monday, I recap some of the positive stories/funny memes I’ve come across in the last week. Feel free to add your own in the comments!)
Look, I know you’re a little depressed because the weekend’s already over and yet another work week looms in the distance, but you can’t just lie around and sulk!
You need to make sure your posse is prepared for what’s coming!
But while you’re working on the killdozer’s body, don’t forget your own! Include your friends in your workout routine — that revolution body isn’t gonna sculpt itself!
Be patient and understanding with your friends, even when they’re making a mistake…….again.
Some people simply have to make their own mistakes before they learn. (Not my middle guy, though!)
Best genie ever?
Best genie ever.
Best parenting ever?
Best parenting ever.
Live look at any government office:
Luckily for us, some of government’s ideas are so heinous that they can’t even get doctors to go along with them:
This is the correct position to take. Who could possibly trust government to decide who should be killed for the greater good?
Today’s onion-cutting section of the pawsitive post features TWO amazing videos. In the first, a wonderful human frees a fawn stuck in a fence:
(Also today, I found out that fawns sound like kittens!)
Next up, a soldier returns home from deployment to reunite with his Very Good Boy, who is so excited he doesn’t even know what to do with himself!
Speaking of animals, it’s very important to learn the difference between them:
Some things can’t be predicted — but they CAN be videotaped!
…………………..on second thought, let’s eat somewhere else. And let’s never come back here ever again.
Mr. T — at the height of his popularity — explains the importance of staying humble:
My buddy adopted a barn cat who — completely by coincidence — looks very much like his dog!
I foresee abundant hijinks in this pair’s future.
I know at least one of you will love this dad joke:
Finally, a B&G update! I don’t have any room for pictures (and indeed, have no new pictures to show), but am happy to report that Bonnie continues to integrate herself into the family. She shows up inside like clockwork once the sun goes down, and even when she’s outside, she comes running when I shake the food/treats container!
Gangster obviously approves of these developments, and continues to teach her how to be a proper indoor/outdoor kitty.
That’s it for today, Screamers! Tonight I’m going to see RFK Jr.’s rally to hear him speak (and to talk to his supporters) — on the off chance I get to ask him a question or two, what should they be? Let me know below! (And share your happy moments from this week!)
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One of your best!💕
Finally, the fall of McConnell.
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