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kapock's avatar

The hairless cat that lulls the doggie into lowering its guard … and then BAM! Couldn’t stop laughing

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Warmek's avatar

OK, "turn it off and on again" was amazing.

That rendition of Queen was pretty boss, too.

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Artemus Gordon's avatar

Ridin dirty! too funny...

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NanaW's avatar

Those bohemian rhapsody chickens were comedy gold. Thanks, I needed that.

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EK MtnTime's avatar

The hilarious, and yet intriguing, rubber chicken performance should go on “America’s Got Talent”! He’d get buzzed of course, but it would get seen by millions who need a good laugh! This was a great collection. So much laughing!

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Tardigrade's avatar

Thanks to you. I went down the sombrero rabbit hole. Here's the best one I found: https://x.com/TheRicanMemes/status/1974586864830197839

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NanaW's avatar

Perfection.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

lolololo

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Tardigrade's avatar

All I want for Christmas is the Gregory calendar!

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JudyC's avatar

Me, too! Love Andrew McCarthy’s space pictures, but when he adopted Gregory he gained another huge following. Everyone should check Andrew out on X - his photos are simply amazing…and then there’s Gregory!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

The crossover we didn't know we needed!

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The Ungovernable's avatar

My Preferred Pronouns are Government/Shutdown 😂

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Warmek's avatar

Aaaaaand I'll be updating (OK, well, "setting for the first time) my pronouns at my government job tomorrow...

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

An absolutely top-notch round-up. A Presidential imitator in a sombrero, together with Bohemian Rhapsody on rubber chickens... What more could one possibly ask for? (rhetorical question)...

Possibly your best yet!!! ... Kudos and Golf Claps!!! Still LOLingOL!

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Rosemary B's avatar

https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1974965468340593141

so funny,

I loved the doggs the best Gen Chang (is he on Substack?)

and I loved the rubber Chicken Rhapsody in Bleuuuuu. squeeeekaaa

He has a youtube channel if you need any treadmilling entertainment

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Rosemary B's avatar

Welp, Tuesday morning and I finally got to opening some email hahahhaha hahahah

SimCom, you are on fire, these were hilarious - -

I thought this government thing would be over with. The lefties are insane.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

They haven't yet adjusted to the fact the media doesn't set the narrative as they did even 5 years ago.

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Rikard's avatar

General Chang wins, hands down.

Rubber Chicken-rhapsody comes in at second place (and I still love the Muppets' version more than the original).

Here, it's the season of Great Tits on the windowsill, banging and pecking the glass for me to haul my Fat Balls out and put them in the bird house.

It's not a joke, in Swedish it's "talgkula" or "talgdank" for them balls of tallow/old grease and seeds you hang up for the birds - but some genius of marketing at the company what makes them asked someone to translate the name to multiple languages so they can sell the same box in different countries. And so, the hard ware and gardening depot-stores have box upon box reading "Fat Balls" in their entrances.

You can hear when there's an American or English tourist/expat entering, from the tittering and sniggers.

'Scuse me, the dogs are in the "Ready, set GO!"-stance at the door. Time to go spook whatever animal is in the yard.

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Damien McKenna's avatar

Everyone should be following Lord Vinheteiro on Youtube, he's an amazing musician, with a side of silliness: https://www.youtube.com/@Lord_Vinheteiro

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Kelly G. & The Wild Cats's avatar

I'm old enough that in my south Louisiana fifth grade class, our teacher would read us stories from Uncle Remus. And she would read it with different voices for each character. Great childhood memories I recall fondly. Thanks for that trip down memory lane. Love, hugs, and PERSEVERE always yall!

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baker charlie's avatar

I guess it is what comes of being a grizzled old vet of the internet (thirty years next year and I know there are people here that been here even longer) that I can consistently observe that the winning side has the best memes. For some damn reason, the opposition can't meme their way out of a paper bag. This is why they have criminalized memes in benighted, backwards shitholes like Britain.

All I can say after having seen the JD Vance money meme- "Carry on you Magnificent Bastards..."

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Navyo Ericsen's avatar

Is the meme in the room with us now? Thanks SC. You made my morning. The Left not only have no sense of humor, they have criminalized satire as 'hate speech'. That pretty much says it all. Can you imagine if we started laughing at each other instead of fighting each other? That's the world I want.

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St. Alia the Knife's avatar

If The Left weren't humorless scolds, Jeffries would show up on the house floor in a sombrero with a fake mustache and, if possible, a gaban. A move like that would lighten the mood and perhaps open communication channels. Alas, it will never be so. Oh well, bring on the memes!

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Warmek's avatar

This is the trick I eventually discovered.

You wanna disarm something? Roll hard with it.

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Navyo Ericsen's avatar

Death by a thousand memes!!

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