Definition Update from the Ministry of Truth
Change your dictionaries, citizens
Isn’t it awkward when the guy you choose to lead your party is an election-denier, after you just got done calling election-deniers the most dangerous threat in American history?
Don’t worry, TIME has you covered:
Translation:
“Here at TIME we’ve noticed the public pointing out instances of Democrats denying the results of elections, so we’ve changed the definition of ‘election denier.”
Easy! Now Democrats literally can’t be election-deniers. (Thus, election deniers are the most dangerous scourge to America once again)
Time: See, it is not election denial when it is a fact. Trump was elected by Putin. And Hunter Biden is a talented painter and entrepreneur who in his recovery may be electable one day, perhaps even to the presidency. Elon Musk is an enemy of the State. And thank goodness we have the safe and effective vaccines, or the triple pandemic this winter - flu, RSV and Covid - would see a death count closer to the Black Plague. BTW, if you aren't feeling well, have you considered assisted suicide? It is the socially responsible choice.
About a year ago, I noticed that the definition of misleading had changed to "factually true but practically inconvenient."