Chris Christie Gets the Respect He Deserves
Captain Cupcake spoke at the Florida Freedom Summit
This might be the only time that spending two minutes watching Chris Christie speak is a net positive in your life. Enjoy!
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Petty? Didn't he once close down lanes on a bridge to get back at a mayor who didn't endorse him?
You know, there are ways to go about this and ways not to. Way not to go about it: call the people reprehensible (Edit: he called their anger reprehensible. Not sure if that is better.]. Way to go about it: "I understand your anger and why you like Trump . . . but here is what I can do."
What freedom doth he speak of? Freedom to sit on a NJ beach that he declared off limits to the common folk? The embodiment of hypocrisy, bravo my rotund friend! I guess we can confidently say he is free of self reflection.